You know, now that I'm back in college, I've noticed something: everyone has a frickin' cell phone. That's not the thing I find weird, but rather the dumb, dumb conversations I hear taking place on them...and how frequently they take place. As soon as you walk out of a class, there are like eight people who are on their cell phones right away, talking about the dumbest crap. And oh, don't forget the idiots who leave them on in class and disrupt everything with their lame ringtones. No no, Jane, this two-hour exam worth one-third of my final grade is surely not as important as Michelle telling you how drunk she is and who she might have just m